Hurricane Gustav Dear Residents of New Orleans:

Your city is an impossibility, as it below sea level. A hurricane is currently headed for the Gulf of Mexico. I would encourage you to begin making preparations to evacuate. If you do not own a car, now would be a good time to either rent one, borrow one or purchase some walking shoes.

If you're reading this, you're familiar with the Internet. Please visit the National Hurricane Center's website for updates on Hurricane Gustav. Please remember that your local officials are clueless and incompetent. If they tell you there is nothing to worry about, they could be mistaken. If this storm comes anywhere near your city, your life could be put in danger. If the city of New Orleans opens shelters, please keep in mind that the living conditions there will be miserable. Rather than trying to ride out any storm, please travel to a safe place north of I-20.

That is all for now.

Your Buddy,

Donny

PS: This time, you can blame John McCain or Governor Jindal, should something bad happen. Let's give W a break, he's almost gone.