Finally, the Original, Original Star Wars Trilogy on DVD
Dear George Lucas:

Congratulations! You did it, you SOB. Yes, you've managed to steal $50 from me, come September. I also want to thank you for making my previous purchase worthless on eBay, as the new (but orignal) Trilogy release will contain the retarded versions of the Trilogy that I've already purchased. I realize that this is my fault, as I knew you'd do this as soon as everyone purchased the retarded versions. You treat your fans as poorly as the RIAA and MPAA treat its customers.

Your Buddy,

Donny

PS: You suck as a director. See your prequels for further info.